apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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