i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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