that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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