i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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