she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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