I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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