We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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