Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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