love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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