He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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