You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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