Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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