His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
vagina is talking i cant
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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