The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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