What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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