Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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