If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
He has the fingertips of a God
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