is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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