you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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