That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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