I don't think brook has ever known best
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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