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hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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