Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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