Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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