Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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