Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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