Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You dont lie about slip and slides
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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