Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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