p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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