distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
