Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
do nipples grow back?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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