this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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