Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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