hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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