Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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