Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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