Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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