yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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