guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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