I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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