talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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