So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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