well you can't waste a boner
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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