is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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