i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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