I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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