i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
