hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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