oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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