I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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